“That kind” being “the kind that is celebrated with one or more prescribed elements, usually requiring the expenditure of money.”
I am going to quietly opt out – though I am planning a special meal this evening – and instead offer up this rather charming example of nerdy matchmaking:
Inkwell Ideas’ “Distinguishing RPGs Chart.”
Now you, too, can find the system that is destined to be your soul mate.
Or, you know, perhaps we can all eat honey-based products instead. St. Valentine is the patron of beekeepers after all, as well as the patron saint of engaged couples and epileptics…